Monday, May 26, 2008

Look out Zeek! Child Predator got your number.

It was a rough weekend, but with the help of my microwave we were able to get through thick and thin. Apparently Zeek had a child predator after him because like all dopey blogers, put too much information on our blog about our children. We suspected there was something suspicious when every night this week we caught a glimpse a male peering into his bedroom window. Zeek always came into our room late at night, and told us he heard some one calling him "my precious!" Zeek also complained that he had received some questionable emails that were rather troubling to myself and Barby. So, one night we set up a sting operation to catch him. We had Zeek send the child predator an email inviting him to come and comb his few remaining Hobit hairs. We also contacted Dateline and they were ready with their cameras. The odd thing was that the host of the show didn't show up until the appointed time the child predator was to arrive??? Low and behold it was Chris Hansen! The dope got caught in his own sting operation! You would think we have learned our lesson and pulled all our kid's profiles off our blog. But, as you can see to the right we haven't. They are just too cute and awesome to do that to them. After all we are the Schrutess! We take the best vacations and have the cutest kids that "can ride their bikes with no handle bars."



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