Barby goes under the knife . . . . . slash, hack, ooooo!

Greetings fellow bloggetirers! Boy has it been a busy couple months. Barby was so fascinated with Jo Plastik Rivers youthful look that she decided she needed to go under the knife. So she searched out for the finest plastic surgeons in the nation. You don't just want any hack to take junk out of your trunk or attach your own set of PFD's. Instead she found a guy that dresses like Bo Bo the Clown and exclusively dates guys.


So Barby looked at Dr. Robert Rays web page and found a couple of success stories/cases he has completed. Apparently he turned a Hyena into a woman. Wow! She's hot . . . . except when you drop her off after your date and she pees on a fire hydrant then gnaws off your leg.

His other famous case is turning a prepubescent Afro-American male into a post menopausal white female elf. Don't mind the scruff . . . . none of the kids complained about it. Zeek thinks he/she looks like a nice babysitter, I think I'll give him/her a try. Keeping in mind that I am very cautious due to the whole predator incident with Chris Hansen.

So after a long month of healing here is the apple of my eye looking sexier than ever. I even had to kick some Hollywood ace because Clooney, Pitt, and Damon were trying to steal my southern sweet potato pie. Jo Plastik is going to be yarfin up doughnuts for the next year to try and catch up to my finest catch. Hands off Larry King you dirty old man . . . watch out Larry . . . . the morg is coming they can smell formaldehyde from miles away.