To start off, I was searching on line and found this new invention in Post-Communist Europe called a beanbag chair. Haven't ever heard of them, but I hear they are great to relax on and watch some tube. Plus, the company claims the additional asbestos mixed with the beans add long lasting comfort for years to come. The chair also included the model who is posing on it. Overall the whole experience was like ordering a Russian mail order bride, Quigibo finally has a date to the prom.
Next we decided to get cameras for the whole fam. I mean have you ever seen a camera so up to date and so technologically advanced. In fact I'm pretty sure it is compatible with the software on my awesome computer. I love my computer! Next year's model will be even better, Polaroid claims that it won't even need a computer. The camera will automatically produce the picture after you snap the image. Just shake the print and the image magically appears. What a day and age we live in!! Brilliant!
Ski Whiz's for all! The name says it all! I used to think ski whiz was something you did on the slopes that made the snow yellow. Boy was I embarrassed when the dealer reprimanded me prior to my purchase. Needless to say these babies are state of the art and will get the Schrutes all around the mountain in comfort, but most importantly style. It's aerodynamics are phenomenal and help reduce wind resistance, thus saving me fuel and cash.
For our summer vacation the Schrutes are "touring the USA in their band new Chevrolet". What a great way to get around this summer especially in a recreational vehicle. Since I couldn't decide which one to get, I bought both of them. Hey my family deserves this! This puppy gets 9 miles per gallon! That is fuel efficiency you can count on! One day I hope to purchase one that gets 10 miles per gallon, but as of now that is just a pipe dream.
Finally, with business booming, I need to take better care of my books, you know for tax purposes. Honestly, how many of you would pay $199.50 for this baby? I couldn't believe what a bargain this thing was! They are practically giving these things away! It's almost like a mini portable computer/printer combo. It's light weight and very easy to tote around, all you need is a conveniently located outlet to plug it in. Hopefully, I can get Willie Nelson to help me with filing my taxes this year, I hear he is the best.
