Barby's new wardrobe

Greetings fellow bloggers,
Well this week I had a business trip in NYC. Barby insisted to come along. I told her that she would be very bored considering I would be attending a seminar for my company announcing the latest and greatest in street pharmaceuticals. She said she wanted to go shopping for a new wardrobe. So $10,000 later and here is what she bought. She tells me all this is high quality shisshh, and the clothes were not made in a sweat shop in Thailand, sorry Kathy Lee Gifford.

This one is great for the heat and is very breathable.

Great for Church functions and cocktail parties, hides that winter food storage.

Very comfortable to wear especially when flying on my magic carpet.

Bigg pimpin spendin G's . . . . great to use while hanging Christmas lights & pruning trees.

Pappa's favorite pair

Spring Break 2008

I almost forgot to tell you about our wonderful spring break trip. Barby, the kids, and I spent a fabulous 3 day trip at the lovely Ritz Carlton in the South . . . . . . the deep South (you know, where people can still marry their sister legally). This five star hotel was top of the line and we got a sweet deal for it thanks to Will Shat on priceline.com. Each room only cost us about 4 Grand per night, but since Papa Schrute is making the big bucks, it was the least I could do for my family.

On our final day of the trip we went to the zoo. The kids really enjoyed it because most of them came from there. Though we did have quite the scare when we first arrived. Security dart gunned Quigibo and dragged him to the ape house thinking he was an escapee. Several hours after our lawyer faxed down his birth certificate and Barby took a DNA test, to prove she was his biological mother, he was released. The zoo was very apologetic and allowed Quigibo all the bananas he could eat. He was also allowed to teach some of the chimps some new tricks, which we happened to catch on video. So, this is an all time Schrute family first for our blog! We have posted the video for your viewing pleasure. Please enjoy and remember that our family takes the best vacations and have the cutest kids.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oK-gqgEXzVQ

I love technology . . . . but not as much as i love you

Greetings from the Schrutes, to all our family, friends and bloggo geeks. Sorry I haven't blogged in awhile, I love to blog. Times have been hard with gas prices rising and political mayhem taking up most of my precious time. But, I was finally able to save enough food stamps and trade them for some cash towards a new state of the art computer!!! It is so very awesome! For those of you who are not computer savy, you can check my computer facts at Wikipedia. Anyway, this baby has 100 yottabytes and cruises through the cyber world. Surfing for porn is now better than watching videos from the movie store. In fact I'm running out of sites to visit. Pretty much the internet will become obsolete for me and will have no other places to search. I LOVE my computer! It's the best. This sweet computer also came with a high tech cassette player for all my jamming needs. I wanted an 8-track player, but they guy at the computer store in Japan said this was the next big thing. Screw you Blueray!